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Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold

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Description:Why is it, the authors ask, that all the great romances of literature and film end tragically... for the heroine? Surely there must be a way for love to flourish without some poor unfortunate woman throwing herself in front of a train, giving in to consumption, being dumped, or settling for Mr. Not-So-Right.The result of these musings is a wildly funny and enlightening retelling of twelve classics, including Gone With the Wind, Wuthering Heights, The Thorn Birds, Casablanca, The Scarlet Letter, and, of course, Romeo and JulietIn each, the romantic heroes have learned to behave like responsible adults, actually doing a little relationship work, and can be heard making such statements as "Frankly, Scarlett, I do give a damn. Let's go back to your place. I'll cook you a nice dinner, I'll lay a fire, and, with your consent, we can make passionate love, during which I will be as concerned with your pleasure as my own. Then while you nap, I will wash the dishes and prepare a light, healthy snack to restore our expended energy."Finally, the record has been set straight, and our beloved heroines are awarded with the love they so richly deserve.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold. To get started finding Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Release: 1996

ISBN: 0060173890

Description: Why is it, the authors ask, that all the great romances of literature and film end tragically... for the heroine? Surely there must be a way for love to flourish without some poor unfortunate woman throwing herself in front of a train, giving in to consumption, being dumped, or settling for Mr. Not-So-Right.The result of these musings is a wildly funny and enlightening retelling of twelve classics, including Gone With the Wind, Wuthering Heights, The Thorn Birds, Casablanca, The Scarlet Letter, and, of course, Romeo and JulietIn each, the romantic heroes have learned to behave like responsible adults, actually doing a little relationship work, and can be heard making such statements as "Frankly, Scarlett, I do give a damn. Let's go back to your place. I'll cook you a nice dinner, I'll lay a fire, and, with your consent, we can make passionate love, during which I will be as concerned with your pleasure as my own. Then while you nap, I will wash the dishes and prepare a light, healthy snack to restore our expended energy."Finally, the record has been set straight, and our beloved heroines are awarded with the love they so richly deserve.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold. To get started finding Frankly Scarlett, I Do Give a Damn!: Classic Romances Retold, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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